fancy af SCORE 10
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
not a high success rate SCORE 25
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
puzzling SCORE 18
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
enter my what now? SCORE 27
til death do us part SCORE 23
therapy burn SCORE 29
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
boom SCORE 12
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
glucose guardian SCORE 12
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
dreams are fun SCORE 28
one is never an option SCORE 11
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
