you know you’re an npc if… SCORE 34
it was both a compliment and an insult SCORE 24
that’s hot SCORE 13
always remember to put your goggles down SCORE 35
my chill is fake SCORE 27
game changing decision SCORE 27
prehistoric haberdashery SCORE 16
what bear? i don’t see a bear SCORE 12
an internet time capsule SCORE 11
have you ever heard of death cab for cutie? SCORE 9
they’re summoning their snail god SCORE 18
remember this 20 years from now SCORE 24
her demands never stop SCORE 17
free to be me SCORE 24
nice SCORE 18
always blow on your ice cream before taking a bite SCORE 37
it’s sleepy time SCORE 20
panic at the disco clam SCORE 26
it’s good to take your onion on regular walks SCORE 2
always wants the ball SCORE 22
yep SCORE 26
one serving size SCORE 10
tune in at 11 for more SCORE 32
taking lots of tylenol that evening SCORE 9
as cats are known to do SCORE 10
look how the tables have turned SCORE 34
am i supposed to give a compliment back? how does this work? SCORE 30
how it should have ended SCORE 20
genius SCORE 34
the legend of taylor swift SCORE 14
horses SCORE 13
would you build a bear? SCORE 15
