dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
5 days a week SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i am this dog SCORE 20
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
too late SCORE 38
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
there were no survivors SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
important psa SCORE 44
he made his choice SCORE 43
oh wow SCORE 49
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
