How I imagine I won as a sperm. SCORE 97
Take that, Frank’s. SCORE 118
Well that was unexpected! SCORE 6
What Are You Waiting For? SCORE 141
A love poem SCORE 111
It’s 150 points… SCORE 131
And if you turn around don’t forget to pull out your phone and pretend to read a text first SCORE 62
"In a world full of princesses, dare to be a hot dog" SCORE 179
Not even mad SCORE -14
My patronus SCORE 108
Where all the cool cats were on Friday night SCORE 16
Ron Swanson SCORE 141
Debilitating Anxiety SCORE 55
Kylo ren has aged since winter. SCORE -6
Am I The Only Who Explains SCORE 149
Microwave improvements. SCORE 68
Having a morning poop SCORE 11
Why It’s Important to have Bodyguards SCORE 12
Birdy SCORE 43
Colombian man SCORE 123
Sticks and stones SCORE 129
What’s The Difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo? SCORE 92
That drugged up feeling SCORE 3
Womens magazines SCORE 87
My favorite kind of flowers SCORE 74
Muhammad Ali SCORE 11
Butthurt SCORE 108
Savage SCORE 67
This Is Your Pilot SCORE 75
I only say “bless you” twice. SCORE 69
I forgot to upload this a while back… SCORE -6
The Alien Cover-Up SCORE 103
