burns so good SCORE 4
pure happiness SCORE 20
everything else sucks SCORE 16
you’ve been warned SCORE 22
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 20
flan from god SCORE 22
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
alien defector SCORE 20
time is of the essence SCORE 17
with me, always SCORE 14
the best way to wake up on the trampoline SCORE 31
more milk per milk SCORE 17
i have no idea what could have happened officers SCORE 17
that’s a snake SCORE 22
taste of freedom SCORE 18
dirty talk SCORE 22
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
happy birthday! SCORE 19
always screaming SCORE 5
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
there goes my happiness SCORE 19
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 41
crap SCORE 16
It’s not working SCORE 12
this is me SCORE 39
the worst SCORE 19
did you hear the honk? SCORE 28
evil genius SCORE 13
