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Let+me+tell+you+about+this+thing+called+christmas
Just+keep+walking%26%238230%3B
Just keep walking… SCORE 23
He+was+NOT+sticking+his+head+in+the+flour+jar.+He+does+NOT+have+a+flour+problem.
He was NOT sticking his head in the flour jar. He does NOT have a flour problem. SCORE 24
A+Coca+Cola+advertisement+made+by+spreading+grain+for+pigeons+in+Saint+Mark%26%238217%3Bs+Square+in+Venice.
A Coca Cola advertisement made by spreading grain for pigeons in Saint Mark’s Square in Venice. SCORE 28
A+Ken+Doll+prison+shank
A Ken Doll prison shank SCORE 22
A+built-in+watering+station+for+your+pets.
A built-in watering station for your pets. SCORE 26
You+never+know+what+someone+else+is+dealing+with%26%238230%3B
You never know what someone else is dealing with… SCORE 30
Meanwhile+in+Mexico%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Mexico… SCORE 28
Rest+easy+sweet+prince.
Rest easy sweet prince. SCORE 17
Sourdough+starter+on+a+keychain%26%238230%3B
Sourdough starter on a keychain… SCORE 32
Someone+messed+up
Someone messed up SCORE 30
churn+me+gently.
churn me gently. SCORE 24
Public+health+is+a+public+issue.
Public health is a public issue. SCORE 30
Good+riddance.
Good riddance. SCORE 30
%2Aducks%2A
*ducks* SCORE 25
Get+wrecked%2C+Nick.
Get wrecked, Nick. SCORE 31
ban+haunted+doll+fighting
ban haunted doll fighting SCORE 15
For+when+you+want+to+eat+something+the+size+of+a+baby%2C+but+is+definitely+not+a+baby.
For when you want to eat something the size of a baby, but is definitely not a baby. SCORE 22
This+cat+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+understand+pinch+points%26%238230%3B
This cat doesn’t understand pinch points… SCORE 26
The+beans+will+be+promptly+read.
The beans will be promptly read. SCORE 25
Unexpected+throw+down.
Unexpected throw down. SCORE 29
Just+keep+flapping.
Just keep flapping. SCORE 29
Alright%2C+will+check+in+next+week.
Alright, will check in next week. SCORE 37
Yea%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+exactly+right.
Yea, that’s exactly right. SCORE 15
A+selfie+taken+in+1903
A selfie taken in 1903 SCORE 32
%26%238230%3Band+how+does+one+acquire+the+child+you+speak+of%26%238230%3B
…and how does one acquire the child you speak of… SCORE 29
finally+something+worth+fighting+for.
finally something worth fighting for. SCORE 28
We%26%238217%3Bre+in+it+for+a+long+time%2C+not+a+good+time.
We’re in it for a long time, not a good time. SCORE 30
Lemme+ansher+that%26%238230%3B
Lemme ansher that… SCORE 18
Cowabunga+dudes%2C+let%26%238217%3Bs+roll+out.
Cowabunga dudes, let’s roll out. SCORE 28
Dang%2C+she+seemed+like+such+a+sweetheart.
Dang, she seemed like such a sweetheart. SCORE 26
Get+this+kid+a+job.
Get this kid a job. SCORE 35
Pulling+a+canoe+with+a+bike+in+a+snowstorm+in+mid+April.+It+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+get+any+more+Canadian+than+that%26%238230%3B
Pulling a canoe with a bike in a snowstorm in mid April. It doesn’t get any more Canadian than that… SCORE 35
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My+Life+In+a+Nutshell%26%238230%3B
My Life In a Nutshell… SCORE 8
Roman.
Roman. SCORE 250
Swooping
Swooping SCORE 204
When+you+stare+at+a+word+so+long%26%238230%3B
When you stare at a word so long… SCORE 265
One+does+not+simply+fly+a+helicopter+into+Mordor.
One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
Based+on+the+ears%26%238230%3B+I%26%238217%3Bm+going+with+llama
Based on the ears… I’m going with llama SCORE 16
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