Slow Robot
I+said+MAYBEEEEEEE
SCORE 120
eat+your+asbestos
eat your asbestos SCORE 30
Do+better%2C+shed+people.
Do better, shed people. SCORE 26
Give+us+a+taste%26%238230%3B
Give us a taste… SCORE 27
Now+the+monsters+won%26%238217%3Bt+get+you.
Now the monsters won’t get you. SCORE 26
Why+would+you+say+that%26%238230%3B
Why would you say that… SCORE 18
Amputee+with+a+sense+of+humor%26%238230%3B%3F
Amputee with a sense of humor…? SCORE 24
You+really+missed+an+opportunity%26%238230%3B
You really missed an opportunity… SCORE 35
We+can+argue+all+you+like%26%238230%3B
We can argue all you like… SCORE 25
Doesn%26%238217%3Bt+matter+still+had+dinner.
Doesn’t matter still had dinner. SCORE 28
It+takes+the+love
It takes the love SCORE 31
Let+them+believe.
Let them believe. SCORE 26
Needless+to+say+I+parked+here
Needless to say I parked here SCORE 18
A+power+move.
A power move. SCORE 23
I+would+watch+this+reboot+of+Free+Willy.
I would watch this reboot of Free Willy. SCORE 22
Make+your+choices%26%238230%3B
Make your choices… SCORE 28
Kermit+approved.
Kermit approved. SCORE 24
feed+me.
feed me. SCORE 17
Bask+in+the+glory%2C+smol+thing.
Bask in the glory, smol thing. SCORE 35
A+new+way+to+shake+up+your+emails
A new way to shake up your emails SCORE 25
Only+aliens+can+save+us+now%2C+probably.
Only aliens can save us now, probably. SCORE 38
Canadian+graffiti.
Canadian graffiti. SCORE 21
%F0%9F%A5%BA
🥺 SCORE 27
Y%26%238217%3Ball+know+where+the+toilet+is+around+here%3F
Y’all know where the toilet is around here? SCORE 24
Opossum%2C+I+chose+you%21
Opossum, I chose you! SCORE 26
A+team+of+12+people+giving+Boris+the+polar+bear+his+annual+health+checkup
A team of 12 people giving Boris the polar bear his annual health checkup SCORE 29
Sorry%2C+no+more+than+ten+people+in+one+place
Sorry, no more than ten people in one place SCORE 10
Slinging+vans+in+the+90%26%238217%3Bs
Slinging vans in the 90’s SCORE 23
Same%2C+I+guess%26%238230%3B
Same, I guess… SCORE 18
Ready%2C+FIGHT%21
Ready, FIGHT! SCORE 26
With+your+wife%2C+essentially.
With your wife, essentially. SCORE 16
I%26%238217%3Bll+leave+you+till+I+need+you+next.
I’ll leave you till I need you next. SCORE 20
But+I+drink+diet%26%238230%3B
But I drink diet… SCORE 19
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Whenever+you%26%238217%3Bre+waiting+really+long+for+someone+to+answer+you.
Whenever you’re waiting really long for someone to answer you. SCORE 52
Hobbit+Habits
Hobbit Habits SCORE 217
A+cat%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A cat’s life. SCORE 196
Nailed+it.
Nailed it. SCORE 97
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 259
Jack+pot%21
Jack pot! SCORE 46
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