Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Aawooof! SCORE 34
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Hello fren. SCORE 28
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 38
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
