when you realize you’re the adult that should be able to handle the situation SCORE 17
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
there’s no coming back from this SCORE 23
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 27
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 20
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
data requires a manual SCORE 10
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 31
picasso did not age well SCORE 20
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
taco trucks should be more like ice cream trucks SCORE 20
texagons SCORE 23
job well done. time to take a break SCORE 22
how to make lacroix at home and save money SCORE 22
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
the ring came off my pudding can!!! SCORE 17
it’s a… big bird! SCORE 24
nature is healing SCORE 29
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 16
Good luck breeding those lions! SCORE 31
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
the council has convened. SCORE 15
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
muppets pride and prejudice starring adam driver SCORE 61
