BOOOM! SCORE 170
Chinese mafia emoticon. SCORE 225
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue– SCORE 210
*cough* SCORE 177
History of earth via Facebook. SCORE 282
I can relate. SCORE 205
Time for Quidditch practice. SCORE 188
Yep… SCORE 263
Satin rulez. SCORE 326
…Already in my pajamas. SCORE 311
What will happen if gay marriage is legal? SCORE 216
Calories. SCORE 190
Oh great, I left it at home! SCORE 155
The American dream. SCORE 284
HEYYYHEAHEYAH. SCORE 155
Cool cake is cool. SCORE 99
Best things in life: SCORE 287
Weekend in college. SCORE 175
Wal-Mart, we’re looking at you. SCORE 282
Wash your hands after using the restroom! SCORE 136
NASA space shuttle Columbia. SCORE 83
The moments before the scream. SCORE 225
Reality. SCORE 213
Moving home… SCORE 159
Time for sleep. SCORE 272
Attention dogs. SCORE 233
The part-time barista. SCORE 175
Fat Barbie. SCORE 106
How green is your internet? SCORE 91
Words. SCORE 254
Really cute story. SCORE 213
Engrish. SCORE 232