he just wanted to give him a pet SCORE 35
I should buy a boat... SCORE 203
My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur SCORE 158
School right now SCORE 180
Trolololol. SCORE 269
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 70
Not the best idea SCORE 117
Yeah right... when bison fly. SCORE 19
The accountant SCORE 91
Dogs should be rewarded for not being people. SCORE 293
For the rats. SCORE 25
Just For The Right Person SCORE 183
How I feel being single for the Holidays SCORE 57
Eggshell sculptures. SCORE 230
And still not ginger! SCORE 265
I'll take selfless leadership for $100B, Alex. SCORE 39
Management to their employees before taking a half-day for the holiday weekend... SCORE 100
500 year old Oak Tree SCORE 207
But without the flawed health care system, there would be no Breaking Bad… SCORE 192
Meetings. SCORE 272
I Totally Understand How Batteries Feel SCORE 80
This Totally Breaks My Heart SCORE 136
My relationship with ghosts. SCORE 232
Solid choice SCORE 58
I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm socially secure! SCORE 95
when Canada meets coronavirus SCORE 26
So true SCORE 102
Being a vampire isn't so great SCORE 183
A giraffe reaching over to meet a friend. SCORE 91
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 23
The color of the ice cube in the label changes when its chilled SCORE 21
Unhelpful in store reviews SCORE 155
