When reading Twilight is acceptable. SCORE 165
Seriously? SCORE 144
Thug life. SCORE 110
Uncanny resemblance. SCORE 217
Would not recommend. SCORE 175
Ancient Asteroid. SCORE 219
World of WarCraft. SCORE 80
Surprise! SCORE 249
America, land of the fast food. SCORE 215
I can relate. SCORE 133
Internet intervention. SCORE 133
Now sniff my panties! SCORE 232
Sad hipster. SCORE 273
… and never came home. SCORE 372
Please insert rainforest into Tray A. SCORE 141
No, YOU the bomb! SCORE 155
Answer me! SCORE 186
Jealous? SCORE 273
Truth. SCORE 128
I wish you hadn’t been born. SCORE 284
Oh human, you so silly. SCORE 165
What streets actually look like. SCORE 265
Good luck. SCORE 235
Brave or stupid? SCORE 270
Words. SCORE 272
Ummmmm… SCORE 167
Science vs. religion. SCORE -105
Easily entertained. SCORE 282
Get tattoos wisely. SCORE 202
Bad day gone worse… SCORE 182
Hipster dog. SCORE 141
Happy pots. SCORE 220