I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
Like a boss. SCORE 244
LOL. SCORE 231
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
Crap. SCORE 246
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
How Reddit works. SCORE 158
Dog logic. SCORE 211
My hobby. SCORE 188
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Burn. SCORE 241
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Stay calm. SCORE 276
It’s true. SCORE 163
Imagine. SCORE 366
Yes. SCORE 285
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
