Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Steal the world! SCORE 21
*have SCORE 16
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Words. SCORE 9
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
hello little friend SCORE 20
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18