I can’t get out of bed. SCORE 305
Boring college class bingo. SCORE 163
Biology. SCORE 186
I’m a boat. SCORE 240
always answer the first time SCORE 12
Dancing lessons for kitty. SCORE 151
And then sell the toast on Ebay to some unsuspecting idiot for $3000 SCORE 6
Please do me a favor. SCORE 310
It’s a tough world. SCORE 159
Soon! SCORE 121
Presidential hair. SCORE 114
Raise your hands SCORE 222
How I wish my pizza was delivered. SCORE 133
Strawberry shortcake SCORE 7
The Real Story… SCORE 10
When I’m trying to be romantic… SCORE 143
Right away, sir SCORE 5
She’s Real To ME… SCORE 6
Meanwhile in Canada. SCORE 212
I think this cat might be smarter than me. SCORE 92
How to troll someone’s computer. SCORE 225
Why Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are still together SCORE 1
OM NOM NOM SCORE 3
How not to wash your clothes. SCORE 179
Dis my banana SCORE 7
Mothers. SCORE 287
How Breaking Bad ends… SCORE 234
Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students. SCORE 32
Wookie Monster SCORE 6
Rise. SCORE 7
Adele 1, Taylor Swift 0 SCORE 216
So much cocaine SCORE 5
