Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
The power of barking SCORE 18
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
2pactopus SCORE 113
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
The future. SCORE 23
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Accurate. SCORE 146
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
