why don’t you save him as a pdf SCORE 18
i prefer my watermelon bone-in SCORE 23
they really take on a life of their own at 3 am SCORE 12
she earned her pony SCORE 40
and i never will SCORE 41
the cutest criminal SCORE 23
dad and the cat he didn’t want SCORE 24
i did not mean to make that face out loud SCORE 23
a bed time rockstar SCORE 25
dance party of my dreams SCORE 19
there goes the surprise SCORE 21
my work ethic is unparalleled SCORE 18
chickens have had enough SCORE 14
she definitely put it there on purpose SCORE 20
there is never a civil ending to a game of monopoly SCORE 20
i’ll pay more attention next time SCORE 12
you can keep him SCORE 18
release the nc-17 cut! SCORE 12
adding to my bucket list SCORE 17
sometimes you just can’t leave the past in the past SCORE 23
she’s not lost, she’s just dramatic SCORE 29
an honest yearbook quote SCORE 20
no one is ever emotionally ready for monday SCORE 7
watch for this guy! SCORE 18
productively lazy SCORE 18
what happens when you take kids to ikea SCORE 10
new golden rule for men SCORE 42
not without your gloves you heathen! SCORE 12
the magic of chrome SCORE 25
jolene is the exception to the rule SCORE 13
that’s what sea said SCORE 14
you can never leave SCORE 12