Your laundry is dry… SCORE 24
Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17
You go. SCORE 37
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Could you toast me some water, love? SCORE 19
Spiders have no idea how cool their webs look. SCORE 23
Nailed it. SCORE 39
If only there were some instructions you could have followed… SCORE 36
Harvard grads… basically. SCORE 43
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Here come the pig. SCORE 43
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Danny, please. SCORE 35
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 43
It actually is this SCORE 35
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
Just girl things… SCORE 36
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 20
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Touring the world with your best doggo. SCORE 29
Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30
Big gulp… SCORE 32
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 27
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 32
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Bask in the glory… SCORE 19