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I+Just+Want+A+Rock+Solid+Answer
Sweet+Jesus%26%238230%3B
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
Robot+puts+a+baby+to+bed%26%238230%3B
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Can+we+phrase+it+differently%2C+please%3F+%26%238211%3B+Papa+Dracula
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Respect%2C+Sheriff+Javier.
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
You%26%238217%3Bre+probably+fun+at+parties%26%238230%3B
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Just+like+Jesus+would+do%26%238230%3B
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
That%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+get+help+moving.
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
%2Agunshots%2A
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Private+school+looks+legit%26%238230%3B
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
McDonald%26%238217%3Bs+1955-2019
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
I+was+walking+home+from+CVS+this+morning+when+the+wind+blew+my+receipt+out+of+my+hand.
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Mama+mia+look+at+the+pizza%26%238230%3B
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
The+problem+with+toaster+engineers%26%238230%3B
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
The+one+true+science
The one true science SCORE 32
There%26%238217%3Bs+always+one%26%238230%3B
There’s always one… SCORE 29
This+kid+lives.
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Cease+your+peasantry%21
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Tuna+contains+high+levels+of+mercury%26%238230%3B+probably.
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
What+sound+would+it+make%3F
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Gaze+in+to+the+potat%F0%9F%A5%94
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Big+Buddha+is+watching%2C+always+watching%26%238230%3B
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Cha+cha+real+smooth%26%238230%3B
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
We+should+buy+them+all%3F%3F%3F
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+want+anyone+stealing%26%238230%3B
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
Getting+my+roommate+to+clean
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
You+can+do+this.
You can do this. SCORE 47
Suddenly+round+of+applause%21
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Tis+only+a+flesh+wound%26%238230%3B
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Please+stop+mowing+the+lawn%2C+Charlotte%26%238230%3B
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Take+your+kids+to+the+park.
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Waitasecond%26%238230%3B
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Find+a+bin%2C+honestly%26%238230%3B
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
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When+you+meet+your+alter+ego+but+you%26%238217%3Bre+too+busy+to+notice+it.
When you meet your alter ego but you’re too busy to notice it. SCORE 84
Unfinished+business
Unfinished business SCORE 134
She+didn%26%238217%3Bt+believe+it+would+work.
She didn’t believe it would work. SCORE 97
Blue+buzz.
Blue buzz. SCORE 73
Meanwhile%2C+In+Walmart%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile, In Walmart… SCORE 50
YOU+tell+him.
YOU tell him. SCORE 107
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