Cat's resume. SCORE 108
We should've at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
We'll Need One Very Large Zipper SCORE 119
How we sleep. SCORE 159
Form vs. function. SCORE 231
Humph! Mom Wouldn't Let Me Pierce My Ears SCORE 30
Neighbor got a new puppy today. SCORE 181
This Kid Is A Haiku Master SCORE 182
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 21
Can I be in a Harry Potter movie? SCORE 178
So we meet at last. SCORE 118
More paintings should be gifs. SCORE 118
Back When Education Was For The 99% SCORE 204
When I'm printing off notes for a meeting that I'm late to. SCORE 117
Cats Who Won't Let You Read Your Book SCORE 101
When you're broke as f*ck SCORE 158
Patrick knows all. SCORE 192
She chose me! SCORE 99
Intimidation Tactics 101 SCORE 103
Shut up and square dance SCORE 53
Most powerful man in the wor...oh wait! SCORE 232
Sir, please SCORE 119
Keep calm. SCORE 123
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 20
Why I need a fake ID. SCORE 322
Tiny brontosauruses SCORE 220
Word p*rn SCORE 157
I constanly want to call on her SCORE 222
The smarter man SCORE 135
It really does take 7 minutes off SCORE 26
Equality vs. Justice. SCORE 333
English In China SCORE 157
