Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I yawned! SCORE 10
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Word! SCORE 19
Truth. SCORE 182
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
BROFIST SCORE -3
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
