The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 80
How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
That ass is getting beat! SCORE 60
Life in 2017… SCORE 72
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
Took me a second… SCORE 67
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
Hydrophobic Sand SCORE 89
Boop SCORE 51
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 42
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
Alligator SCORE 80
Let him fight! SCORE 78
Gotta love the Colonel! SCORE 93
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
Classic. SCORE 39
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 63
Buh Bye now! SCORE 48
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 83
Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
I rest my case. SCORE 57
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
