smells like sadness SCORE 16
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
my next hobby SCORE 13
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
very subtle SCORE 17
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
happens all the time SCORE 26
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
gift not included SCORE 20
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
what’s the best thing your ever bought at the scholastic book fair? SCORE 16
medical mystery SCORE 25
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
this is entertainment SCORE 8
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
heathens SCORE 36
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
now i really do know SCORE 22
memes cure everything SCORE 10
i just love food too much SCORE 21