Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Midnight snack. SCORE 184
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Obvious. SCORE 349
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
The parts of a girl. SCORE 128
Instant speakers. SCORE 164
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 270
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 263
Distractions. SCORE 194
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Words. SCORE 293
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
You are the father! SCORE 252
Hipster curse. SCORE 255
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 127
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262