The power of barking SCORE 18
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Accurate. SCORE 146
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Same thing… SCORE 21
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
2pactopus SCORE 113
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The Twortle SCORE 142
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
