Everything is an event. SCORE 65
Universally true. SCORE 60
@IRS SCORE 47
Grandpa’s are bad at things sometimes. SCORE 52
Being the third wheel can be catastrophic. SCORE 49
Diets are for New Years… SCORE 50
Meep mee mee meep SCORE 51
Egg Opal SCORE 67
That’s one way to say it SCORE 87
A cat ladder SCORE 56
What’s the deal with cabbage…? SCORE 31
Good guy, The Night King. SCORE 48
President Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants on Air Force One, 1986 SCORE 50
Or have a long term relationship with Alexa… SCORE 50
Ya’ll acting a fool, IMO. SCORE 34
Group effort. SCORE 50
Black cat open casting call for the 1961 Edgar Allan Poe film, Tales of Terror. SCORE 57
Retail kills your soul SCORE 54
Veggie Tales for life. SCORE 95
Technology doesn’t agree with me… SCORE 54
What is my purpose? SCORE 63
I demand a parley! SCORE 48
Old but gold. SCORE 42
The darkness will go away… SCORE 78
He dried for our sins SCORE 45
Bananas require peeling SCORE 56
The IT guy at work sent me a new mouse and poked air holes in the envelope. SCORE 67
The BFF connection… SCORE 60
Your sacrifice has been seen. SCORE 70
Loaf of woof SCORE 79
Oh… congrats? SCORE 60
I’m not paranoid… YOU’RE paranoid! SCORE 52
