Mother fluffer SCORE 39
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
80 hours these days SCORE -19
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
15, max. SCORE 51
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I just became more metal SCORE 34
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Real American hero SCORE 41
