Jorgie is a special one… SCORE 34
It’s a par 3. SCORE 30
Nile crocodile hatchling. SCORE 26
Madame Tussauds in Berlin tossed Mr. Trump into dumpster. SCORE 29
*pluck* SCORE 21
I can’t shop here… SCORE 28
That’s not how any of this works.. SCORE 26
Should have collected that paycheck while you had the chance… SCORE 32
Artwork on a rice grain SCORE 39
Got ‘errrrr SCORE 20
Ok. Somebody please check the science. SCORE 32
The long clap. SCORE 51
*throws pumpkin spice latte at tv* SCORE 20
Miss you, boy. SCORE 46
Say it out loud. SCORE 26
Cute little ass? SCORE 32
This week on I Don’t Want to be Homeless… SCORE 56
lawd bless this mess SCORE 35
WAIT A SEC SCORE 33
Nerd alert… SCORE 51
It’s tremendous, the losing. SCORE 38
Bullets before and after SCORE 19
Make a habit of punching bears. SCORE 38
Yeah you need to get out more… SCORE 41
checks out… SCORE 32
homophones are fun. SCORE 27
Mummy, I didn’t fall asleep here… SCORE 19
We are all going to die SCORE 42
Testing the new label maker… SCORE 38
Birds don’t exist, bro. SCORE 28
Whoa. SCORE 42
Checks out… SCORE 24