Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
My life is a lie. SCORE 265
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Because Cute SCORE 16
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 74
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
This happens way too often SCORE 11
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
…Yummy… SCORE 5
The new Batman SCORE 11
Things To do. SCORE 15
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
The first day of school. SCORE 228
I want to do this. SCORE 295
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
