Throw me the ball, human SCORE 40
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
She was a vampire the whole time SCORE 35
She’s doomed SCORE 51
I think, I thought, I saw you try SCORE 32
Dragons are real!!! SCORE 60
I’m a pirate SCORE 17
A real life video game SCORE 32
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
The power of prayer SCORE 45
True friendship SCORE 23
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
This “totally” happened… SCORE 5
1 is less than 2, so… SCORE 46
Dads are such softies SCORE 55
At least he knows SCORE 34
The bitter truth SCORE 27
Is this a joke? SCORE 38
There is no escape SCORE 19
So young. So innocent SCORE 46
What did I do to make this happen? SCORE 31
You’re end is coming, if that’s okay with you, of course. SCORE 33
About to make my dreams come true SCORE 38
Shoo, bird! SCORE 30
The battle for biggest shit never ends SCORE 43
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
16 glasses of wine at a time SCORE 33
I’d watch that movie SCORE 36
Not cool, Brenda SCORE 25
Sucker! SCORE 58
A visual representation for life as an adult SCORE 29
