Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
Accurate. SCORE 323
Someday SCORE 7
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 118
Bee logic. SCORE 159
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
True fear. SCORE 255
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
A dog’s life. SCORE 186
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
The world is so messed up. SCORE 187
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Touché… SCORE 192
And the Verdict is… SCORE -2
Preflight Update SCORE 17
Coincidence? SCORE 149
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
