Sorry, I’ve gotta take this SCORE 75
Depression SCORE 142
A girl has no name. SCORE 120
My girlfriend just sent me this with no context SCORE 100
We Never Advanced SCORE 127
Yes SCORE 165
You gotta protect those eyeballs SCORE 133
Shaquille O’Neal next to a replica of the tallest man to have lived SCORE 101
Progress SCORE 72
You know what’s dumb SCORE 166
Laughs Microscopically SCORE 136
Trying to go to bed early. SCORE 102
So Much Of My Day Is Just Keeping Myself Distracted… SCORE 91
If life gives you lemons… SCORE 106
I need my daily hit. SCORE 74
Medicine Lake, Alberta. SCORE 116
What Mount Rushmore Was Supposed To Look Like SCORE 58
Teen pregnancy SCORE 125
Advice for blocked numbers SCORE 164
Touching Letter Bush Sr. left to Bill Clinton at the White House SCORE 58
Costco likes to live dangerously SCORE 119
I’ve never wanted to be in a gang more than this one SCORE 122
Contractions. SCORE 67
Life Without Timekeeping SCORE 101
Jumping to Conclusions SCORE 170
WTF PEZ?! Pez made a dispenser where you had to put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. SCORE 36
”I’m proud of my gay son”, New York City 1974 SCORE 132
So This Is How You Hunt Them SCORE 64
That’s not a yearbook… SCORE 132
There Could Be A Ghost SCORE 71
Settle down there Thor SCORE 143
What brought you to Florida? SCORE 146