One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Which are you? SCORE 248
People were created to be loved. SCORE 325
Parkour masters. SCORE 155
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Anybody else? SCORE 284
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Ice Cube. SCORE 144
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Real food!!! SCORE 260
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Anatomy of a muggle. SCORE 148
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Tan lines. SCORE 299
Le vibration in pocket. SCORE 259
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
29 years old and hearing myself for the 1st time! SCORE 169