When I'm sick... SCORE 670
The teeniest puppy. SCORE 173
Kindergarten school bus in Taiwan back in the '50s SCORE 53
That's the evilest thing I can imagine. SCORE 217
When I try to get up in the morning. SCORE 173
Him? No, He Doesn't Want A Cookie. SCORE 90
When all the girls at the club have the same name SCORE 60
The Simpsons made it SCORE 94
Whenever I start a diet. SCORE 156
Ken M on Prince William SCORE 83
Gets me every time SCORE 91
I guess they did manage to remove it SCORE 71
Best tombstone. SCORE 220
Lowercase Companion SCORE 170
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 155
When you get the job you're unqualified for SCORE 77
Do you speak German? SCORE 33
Asian gangs. SCORE 287
Shut thine mouth, little twerp SCORE 87
#hashtag. SCORE 163
No, it's fine guys, I've read Harry Potter. SCORE 273
Every Ceiling Fan In Existence SCORE 110
Organic food. SCORE 204
No one deserves this SCORE 113
DIY boxes SCORE 165
Unless you complain or threaten to leave... SCORE 110
When you need help catching them all SCORE 65
Coffee sizes explained SCORE 173
Just dance SCORE 85
Fisherman found this two-foot-long pearl which weighs ~75 lbs. inside a giant clam ten years ago. He kept it under his bed ever since. It may be worth $100 Million (USD) SCORE 98
Men who can't grow cool beards support group. SCORE 177
Snapple's getting pretty deep SCORE 136
