Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
World’s best dad SCORE 106
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
When You Finish A Series On Netflix… SCORE 87
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 111
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
Good use of the Pokemon hype SCORE 102
When I’m old. SCORE 86
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
Let the war begin! SCORE 118
Pokemon In Their Evolution Costumes SCORE 104
Dear Mr. Postman SCORE 130
I would watch this SCORE 129
How to twerk SCORE 74
How to make sushi SCORE 22
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
When You Have Guests SCORE 80
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
Accurate. SCORE -75
Guilty SCORE 81
Propaganda SCORE 77
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
To Kill A Mockingbird SCORE 103
When you google a test question SCORE 89
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
The Pokemon Go starter pack SCORE 57
Same-day delivery! SCORE 122
This dog has life figured out. SCORE 161
