Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The power of barking SCORE 18
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
2pactopus SCORE 113
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Accurate. SCORE 146
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The Twortle SCORE 142
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Same thing… SCORE 21
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186