I have a sloth. SCORE 110
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
Silly Effie. SCORE 233
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
‘Murica. SCORE 135
Like a boss. SCORE 129
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
Business in the front… SCORE 101
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38
So Delicious SCORE -253
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
I believe it. SCORE 127
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
My life as a student in college. SCORE 240
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
Welcome to the future. SCORE 262
Everywhere is a bed when you’re a cat. SCORE 175
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
A hero. SCORE 511
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
