Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Mama no. SCORE 52
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
I GUESS SCORE 46
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Safe pupper SCORE 81
+ cry. SCORE 119
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Funny not funny SCORE 55
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Every time. SCORE 37
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
