Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Poor moon… SCORE 13
Expecto Patrón. SCORE 15
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
Super Game Facts: Castlevania – Symphony of the Night SCORE -19
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 189
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 217
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Pole dancing. SCORE 117