What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Ladies… SCORE 173
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
Friends. SCORE 215
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
New books. SCORE 200
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I love you. SCORE 20
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
