corks are for quitters SCORE 46
gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
Good boi SCORE 37
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
noobs SCORE 26
HOT and READY SCORE 44
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
Jerry needs friends SCORE 40
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
Plants SCORE 43
smol SCORE 41
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
you are the chosen one SCORE 52
scary everything SCORE 33
