It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
They know the truth. SCORE 78
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
He’s bananas SCORE 206
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
WWJD? SCORE 96
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Never sink SCORE 146
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
