But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The system works SCORE 52
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Sports! SCORE 43
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 41
Proceed SCORE 30
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
What murder? SCORE 45
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
Fatality SCORE 40
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
