There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
The world is so messed up. SCORE 187
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
True fear. SCORE 255
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
Touché… SCORE 192
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Accurate. SCORE 323
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
A dog’s life. SCORE 186
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
The Bob It! SCORE 134
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 118
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Coincidence? SCORE 149
