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I%26%238217%3Bm+Too+Busy+To+Notice
I’m Too Busy To Notice
SCORE 6
As+long+as+they%26%238217%3Bre+fed+well%26%238230%3B
As long as they’re fed well… SCORE 20
Special+delivery.
Special delivery. SCORE 314
When+I+get+a+math+question+correct.
When I get a math question correct. SCORE 18
Music.
Music. SCORE 169
7+cardinal+rules+for+life.
7 cardinal rules for life. SCORE 15
Burger+King.
Burger King. SCORE 11
Vacuum+my+tummy%21
Vacuum my tummy! SCORE 13
%26quot%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+a+cupcake%21+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cupcake%21+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cupcake%21%26quot%3B
"I’m a cupcake! I’m a cupcake! I’m a cupcake!" SCORE 172
Every+time
Every time SCORE 148
People+are+everywhere%21
People are everywhere! SCORE 21
There+are+two+kinds+of+people%26%238230%3B
There are two kinds of people… SCORE 209
Free+candy%21
Free candy! SCORE 7
Or+%26%238220%3BMarried%26%238221%3B%21
Or “Married”! SCORE 178
Sadness%26%238230%3B
Sadness… SCORE 21
She+is.
She is. SCORE 257
The+story+of+my+life%26%238230%3B
The story of my life… SCORE 19
Live+your+life%26%238230%3B
Live your life… SCORE 214
Every+time.
Every time. SCORE 15
You%26%238217%3Bre+welcome.
You’re welcome. SCORE 18
My+favorite+picture+of+Napoleon.
My favorite picture of Napoleon. SCORE 250
Rawr.
Rawr. SCORE 190
Doctor
Doctor SCORE 11
Underwater+floating+hotel+room+in+Zanzibar.
Underwater floating hotel room in Zanzibar. SCORE 173
She+should+have+ducked%21
She should have ducked! SCORE 168
Pimp+my+hide
Pimp my hide SCORE 183
That%26%238217%3Bs+just+evil.
That’s just evil. SCORE 164
Karma
Karma SCORE 7
Think+about+it%26%238230%3B
Think about it… SCORE 8
karma+is+a%26%238230%3B
karma is a… SCORE 23
I+hate+talking+on+the+phone.
I hate talking on the phone. SCORE 16
Right+in+the+middle%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+me+%3A%29%29
Right in the middle, that’s me :)) SCORE 6
Nailed+it.
Nailed it. SCORE 124
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Profound.+Thank+you+Japan.
Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2180
Marathon.
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How+can+you+talk+if+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+got+a+brain%3F
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It%26%238217%3Bs+ok+to+be+gay%26%238230%3B
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
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Shaquille+O%26%238217%3Bneal+holding+%2478+billion+in+small+bills.
Shaquille O’neal holding $78 billion in small bills. SCORE 132
A+Dog%26%238217%3Bs+Favorite+Thing
A Dog’s Favorite Thing SCORE 118
I+shouldn%26%238217%3Bt+have+licked+it%26%238230%3B
I shouldn’t have licked it… SCORE 112
My+Type+Of+Flirting
My Type Of Flirting SCORE 90
My+wife+told+me+my+son+has+an+ear+infection+again.
My wife told me my son has an ear infection again. SCORE 42
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+believe+in+coincidence
I don’t believe in coincidence SCORE 125
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