At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
WWJD? SCORE 96
He’s bananas SCORE 206
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Trust no one SCORE 106
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Never sink SCORE 146
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Rough Italians SCORE 142
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
They know the truth. SCORE 78
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
