Every time. SCORE 123
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Guys listen… SCORE 170
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
China vs Germany SCORE 294
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Finally. SCORE 345
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Grass Fence SCORE 215
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
No. SCORE 88
