delete my number SCORE 28
i wonder why SCORE 39
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
he did it because he could SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
bad ass SCORE 38
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
must pet the pet SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
important psa SCORE 44
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
i also laughed SCORE 56
oh wow SCORE 48
clever girl SCORE 40
so true SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
irony man SCORE 45
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i can never find the words SCORE 45
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
