and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
a genius idea SCORE 24
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
have a good one eh SCORE 17
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
everything is just fine SCORE 19
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
we are all connected SCORE 16
