Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
What torture. SCORE 190
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
This is my song! SCORE 90
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
quiet fives SCORE -3
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Agent T SCORE 261
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
government logic SCORE 11
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
School notes. SCORE 254
clap your Hans SCORE 14
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
No officer… SCORE 146
Doing dips. SCORE 132
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Water is wet SCORE 26
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Thriller. SCORE 137
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
